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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

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harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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captamerican:

ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes:

captamerican:

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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light-through-the-night:

If you were raped, it wasn’t your fault.

If you were hit, it wasn’t your fault.

If you were molested it wasn’t your fault.

If you were abused in any way, it wasn’t your fault.

I don’t care WHO abused you  or WHY, it wasn’t your fault.

It wasn’t your fault.

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

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  • #goals #aspiration #goals tbh
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one-hella-fine-viking:

loldork:

Depressing thought: in a 100 years almost everyone that’s alive now will be dead and the world will be inhabited by 10 billion or so completely new people.

not so depressing thought: maybe these new people will be less bigoted, sexist and racist.

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