dick size doesn’t matter bc they always end up fucking you like they’re the reincarnation of vlad the impaler so why even have expectations.
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.